Oh, dear...

I am not a blogger. This fact is readily apparent if you take into consideration that I've had a blog for.. um, a year and a half and I've posted a measly four times. Oh, and I'd forgotten my password.

I don't know what Dave was thinking.

But, being the diligent stooge that I am, I have returned to the blogging scene for one more valiant effort. For the time being, enjoy my unparalleled randomness!